iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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prayforprada:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

gurl im gone

(via haroldstyls)

lolzpicx:

How I do my cardio 

lolzpicx:

How I do my cardio 

(Source: maduke, via lunsfuhd)

maatangi:

maatangi:

i dont understand ppl in relationships who are like ‘she/he’s my whole world’ like dont u got hobbies

#for real #get a dog #learn to paint

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proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

(via im-sooo-changable)

suzie-guru:

kingloptr:

What if we’re in the farthest reaches of space

What if, literally everywhere else that’s so far away we can’t even detect it, it’s kind of crowded and planets are right up next to each other all the time, clearly visible in every sky, and our entire area of the universe is considered the very edge of nothingness, and that’s why no one comes over here because we are by definition the middle of nowhere

(via jumbledobsessions)

"I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’"

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)

Somewhere along the way, Louis CK become society’s ideal father and I’m 100% okay with this.

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autodicks:

this song is just so good…..man…everyone should download this album

(via miniaturewhiski)

nosdrinker:

me at ikea: where’s the monkey

(via miniaturewhiski)

"Its funny you said ‘pink dust’ before actually because when we were recording Crying Lightning, I think that was right around the point where Jamie disappeared for, what? Like a day and a half we didn’t see him, when we were out there on the motor bikes. And then he returned in like a poncho with a sort of strange pink dust on his shoulders and seemingly under strict instruction to set the Echoplex to a certain… he was like ‘I know the increments, I know where it should be.’ And then that’s where his sound came from for Crying Lightning."

Alex Turner on Crying Lightning (via jamiephillipcook)

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platonicbros:

stupidstagram:

harry looks like american horror story: coven 

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